The world's top classics - in reverse!
Three quarters of the world's population read from right to left, not left to right! This means that masterpieces like Homer's Iliad, Tolstoy's War and Peace and Python's Life of Brian are just meaningless gibberish to them - which is completely unacceptable in today's multiracial, multicultural and multisexual society. To remedy this shocking discrimination against reverse readers I am re-writing a whole library of books with the end of each paragraph at the beginning, and the beginning at the end, which is much easier to understand. I shall begin with:
Holmes Sherlock of Adventures The
Doyle Conan Arthur Sir by
Carbuncle Blue the of Adventure The.
Band Speckled the of Adventure The.
Thumb Engineer's the of Adventure The.
Bachelor Noble the of Adventure The.
Coronet Beryl the of Adventure The.
Beeches Copper the of Adventure The
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